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Jokes
Everyone for some reason likes to act like they know more about gambling odds then someone else to prove that they are one step ahead of the other guy. Here is a great story just for those fellas.
A father with 17 race horses dies. In his will he left his 3 sons all 17 horses.
1/2 must go to my oldest son.
1/3 must go to my second son.
1/9 must go to my youngest son.
Now you try it: How many horses does each son get?
So as the 3 brothers are fighting over who gets what, because there is no way to divide up 17 racehorses. Well, a sports book director from Las Vegas, rides by on his horse and gets off and tells the boys that he can help them divide up the 17 racehorses. He then added his horse to the group, and made 18 horses.
He gave the oldest son, 9 horses for is ½.
He gave the second son, 6 horses for his 1/3.
He gave the youngest son, 2 horses for his 1/9.
And the sports book director grabbed the horse that was left over for him self and rode off into the sunset.
Of course you know, that the horse that he grabbed was stronger and smarter then the one he left behind.The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got." The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player said, 'When I get bad cards, it's not the dealers fault. Similarly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so why should I tip him?'
The dealer interrupted, 'When you eat out do you tip the waiter?'
'Yes,' replied the player.
'Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me.'
'OK,' smiled the player. 'But, the waiter always gives me exactly what I ask for . . . so I'll take an eight please.'
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